best. ruling. ever.

[woodfortono]

[SO THERE SURE IS A BROWN BEAR CUB WANDERING AROUND CAMP

will you come up and say hello?]

Comments

[woodfortono]

[headbutts you gently]

Come on! Haven't I been punished enough?

[blueondeck]

[pets you with both hands]

Not nearly enough.

[woodfortono]

You're terrible. [leaning into those pets and wriggling a little happily]

[blueondeck]

Seriously be careful. I warned you before not to do this.

[woodfortono]

Yeah, I know. [rubbing his head against your hands] ...sorry.

He did do this really hilarious girly scream when I turned the water cold that was sorta worth it, though.

[blueondeck]

I hope the scream is worth dying over.

[woodfortono]

It wasn't. [headbutts you a little] I've been keeping out of his way, mostly, y'know. He's just been everywhere this weekend, I dunno.

[blueondeck]

It no longer concerns me.

So what are you going to do now?

[woodfortono]

[will it concern you when he stabs me to death once we're both human again?]

Dunno. Be a bear for a while, I guess.