best. ruling. ever.

[woodfortono]

[SO THERE SURE IS A BROWN BEAR CUB WANDERING AROUND CAMP

will you come up and say hello?]

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[woodfortono]

Yeah. [sitting up on his haunches] What's up?

[justplaingolden]

What happened?! Didn't you get turned into a girl?

[woodfortono]

Well, yeah, but then I sort of got into a fight with someone who randomly showed up in my shower and, well...

...yeah.

[justplaingolden]

... It got that close huh?

[woodfortono]

He sort of jumped on me and tried to strangle me, so yeah.

It was Basco, he deserved it. If you see a small capuchin monkey around, feel free to do something awful to it.

[justplaingolden]

Why was he bugging you?

[woodfortono]

Camp randomly dumped him in my shower and he wouldn't leave. [bearshrug]

[justplaingolden]

*shakes his head* He's a lot of trouble, even for a pirate. *pets*

[woodfortono]

[you know, everyone else is yelling at me. you are the best bro]

He's awful, and I had to see him naked, and now I'm gonna be a bear for a week. [leans into those pettings 8(]

[justplaingolden]

*Bros before spacehos, man*

It's not so bad. At least it fits you!

[woodfortono]

I figured I'd mind more, but eh. Ryuunosuke was complaining about being picked up all the time. [beargrin, which mostly involves lots of teeth] At least nobody's gonna try that with me.

[justplaingolden]

*laughs* Well a bear's more fearsome than a puppy!

[woodfortono]

Also I'm too big, hopefully. [pushes his shoulder against you lightly]

[justplaingolden]

Yeah. You look heavy!

[woodfortono]

I'd be offended if I was still a girl. [nudging you harder and laughing]

[justplaingolden]

*laughs* So what was it like?

[woodfortono]

What was what like?

[justplaingolden]

Turning into a girl.

[woodfortono]

...weird. [firmly] And my center of gravity was all off.

[justplaingolden]

Nothing like Kotoha-chan's fantasy then?

[woodfortono]

Not particularly, no. I didn't feel all that different, honestly.

[justplaingolden]

Oh good!

[woodfortono]

[shakes his head]

It was just weird.

[justplaingolden]

Yeah. This whole weekend has been.

[woodfortono]

Probably not going to stop anytime soon, either.