best. ruling. ever.

[woodfortono]

[SO THERE SURE IS A BROWN BEAR CUB WANDERING AROUND CAMP

will you come up and say hello?]

Comments

[redmarksthespot]

[I don't know what that one word is but I know the others]

What?!

[woodfortono]

There's a little monkey with a white face running around, and it's Basco. We, uh. Sort of got into a fight.

...possibly in the shower.

[redmarksthespot]

Fights don't do that.

[woodfortono]

It does when he throws a giant bitchfit because you turned his shower freezing and he tries to strangle you and then jumps on you when you knock him over and you both happen to be naked.

Apparently.

[redmarksthespot]

So you're lucky to be alive!

[woodfortono]

He's lucky he didn't get eaten. [smugly]

[redmarksthespot]

MAybe.

[woodfortono]

He was the one who invaded my shower in the first place, so whatever. [very irritably]

[redmarksthespot]

Doesn't make him any less dangerous.

[woodfortono]

Well right now he's about the size of my head, so I have some time to think of a strategy. I just wanted to warn you that he's around.

[redmarksthespot]

Right, right, I get it!

[woodfortono]

Okay then! God.

[redmarksthespot]

[EYEROLL]

[woodfortono]

[WELL YOU'RE WELCOME!!!]

[redmarksthespot]

[it was still stupid]

[woodfortono]

[you're still stupid! also, gosh, i'm sure glad you never do stupid things around basco, mr. i'm-going-to-go-fuck-myself-up-punching-trees]

[redmarksthespot]

[DIFFERENT]

[woodfortono]

[BECAUSE YOU SAY SO]

[redmarksthespot]

[because it is]

[woodfortono]

[but no

...well, okay, it is different, what you did was pretty useless and at least i got basco turned into an easily detainable monkey]