best. ruling. ever.

[woodfortono]

[SO THERE SURE IS A BROWN BEAR CUB WANDERING AROUND CAMP

will you come up and say hello?]

Comments

[woodfortono]

...hi, Joe.

[blueondeck]

"Joe"?...

........

Chiaki?

[woodfortono]

Yeah. Uh. ...surprise?

[blueondeck]

. . .

[WALKING AWAY]

[woodfortono]

Hey! I wasn't mad at you when you got ruled!

[AMBLING AFTER YOU]

[blueondeck]

[turns, crossing his arms]

Fine, How did you do this?

[woodfortono]

Basco tried to strangle me in a shower. [flatly]

[blueondeck]

What did you do to deserve it?

[woodfortono]

I may have turned the shower all the way cold.

But only after Camp randomly dumped me there and he tried to shove me out and wouldn't leave!

[blueondeck]

You're both stupid and deserve this.

[woodfortono]

[whuffs a soft laugh]

Yeah, okay. You've seen him, then?

[blueondeck]

Not yet, but I'll look for him.

[woodfortono]

Well, you don't have to do that.

[sssstill not jealous]

[blueondeck]

[Yes I do, I need to see what he is]

I don't have to do anything, but I'm still gonna.

[woodfortono]

[bearshrug!! fine, i do not even warrant pettins, whatever]

[blueondeck]

I told you not to provoke him. Your lucky you got off with just a catfight and being ruled.

[reaching out. If you want to be petted, then come here]

[woodfortono]

I wouldn't have if he hadn't started it. [nuzzling up into your palm and heaving a soft sigh]

[blueondeck]

Girl-sex while trying to kill each other is far too kinky. [petting]

[woodfortono]

Hey! I didn't want girlsex! Not with Basco! [tugging playfully at your sleeve with his teeth]

[blueondeck]

Was it at least good?

[woodfortono]

No! He clawed up my throat trying to kill me because I turned the stupid shower water on cold. He's crazy.

[blueondeck]

Asphyxiation is a kink too ...

You guys went all out.

[woodfortono]

Not one of mine! Stop trying to make it out like this was all sexy, he was trying to kill me!

[blueondeck]

People would have paid money for that. Two wet women trying to kill one another.

[woodfortono]

[headbutts you gently]

Come on! Haven't I been punished enough?